Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Loss of Faith and Hemorrhoids

As I writer I come up with some unusual lines. I'm paid to do so. But never in a million years would I have on my own come up with loss of faith and hemorrhoids. While looking for information on the Hope Carpenter case, I came across news items on mega-church minister Joel Osteen's wife Victoria. She was accused of assaulting Sharon Brown, a flight attendant, and ordered off the plane. From this Fox News item, I quote: "According to court documents, Brown claims that she suffers from anxiety and hemorrhoids because of the incident and said her faith was affected"---I assume in a negative way. You just can't make this stuff up.