I don't look so bad when I'm fully clothed, but being stripped naked and leaving all my clothes on a park bench, I'd be mortified. Then, on top of that, imagine people having to watch me floating away in the sky. Folks, it won't be pretty. It will be bad enough---so they say---for those left behind and I don't want to add to their misery. I'll either go on a major diet or maybe I'll just stay back with the fully clothed. The real benefit of being left behind is snatching up all those clothes. I kind of like that blazer on the park bench. (Actually, I was raised on the Rapture, but Reformed folks generally don't believe in this end-time scenario---whether naked or clothed.)
